Magnanimous.
I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another.
Jonathan Tropper (via coca-koala)

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

oldfilmsflicker:

Happy 450th Birthday William Shakespeare!

oldfilmsflicker:

Happy 450th Birthday William Shakespeare!

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

bjorg-man:

watch this

I didn’t know what I expected tbh

The internet was made for videos like this.

humansofnewyork:

"I have a little girl at home that I love so much, but I also love my job. Part of me wants to be home all the time to see every little change she goes through. But part of me feels like I owe it to her to be what I always wanted to be."

humansofnewyork:

"I have a little girl at home that I love so much, but I also love my job. Part of me wants to be home all the time to see every little change she goes through. But part of me feels like I owe it to her to be what I always wanted to be."